Sunday, September 24, 2017

Chauvinistic pig!

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.

Q. Why do women have breasts?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q: Who are women compared to hurricane?
A: Because they are wild and wet in the beginning and take away cars, buildings and other properties when they leave.

Source: Internet

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Wedding anniversary!

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days".

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied. "Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our fiftieth, I'll go down there and get her."


Source: Internet

Friday, September 22, 2017

Why is married women heavier than single women?

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."


Source: Internet