Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Left a million dollars under the...!

When I die, I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under the ..."

You will never know a woman until she is drunk and nasty with you!

What do people do with the time they save writing "K" instead of "OK"?

Be extremely careful while you follow the Masses, often M may be silent!

If only closed minds come with closed mouths...!

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Sunday, April 8, 2018

Wine and woman!

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please!

Wine is a constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy!

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company!

A woman's mind is clearer than that man's because she changes it more often!

Laugh and the world laughs with you;  snore and you sleep alone!

Lead us not into temptation; just tell us where it is, we will find it!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Cannibals and clowns!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!

Why did the farmer win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!

Why did a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!

Source: Internet