The priest and the bus driver!

A Priest dies & is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate. 

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God to the guy :

'' Who Are You....???? ''

Guy :

'' I am Thrissur-Guruvayur  Express Bus driver.....!!!! ''

God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.

God to the Priest : Who Are You.....???? ''

Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.

God :

'' Take this cotton Robe and enter heaven......!!!! ''

Priest :

'' God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a Gold &

 I spent all my life preaching Good,  get Cotton......!!!!! ''

God : 

 '' Results, my son, Results...... 

While you Preached,

People Slept,

When he drove,

People Really Prayed.......'' 

“ It's Performance, Not Position That Counts.....!!!!!! ”

 Awarded Best Corporate Joke

Source: Internet