Left a million dollars under the...!

When I die, I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under the ..."

You will never know a woman until she is drunk and nasty with you!

What do people do with the time they save writing "K" instead of "OK"?

Be extremely careful while you follow the Masses, often M may be silent!

If only closed minds come with closed mouths...!

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